Stories from the YMCA locker room

i smoke cigarettes, very moderately, and i know quite a few smokers as well. very rarely do i detect that smoker smell on someone i know, it's pretty rare. the other night i went out for a cigarette, and when i came back inside, my girlfriend remarked that it was the first time that she remembered me smelling like smoke. that said, i think we all know this guy: smells like there's a strong chance that he has a burning cigar from 1846 inside of his coat. a major fan of cigars and standing extremely close to me/you. older gentleman. we know this guy, eh? so, last place i expected to see this guy? crammed next to me in the locker room at the Y.